fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; July 31, 2014

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

what just happened

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

what just happened

voyagehour:

this was a lot funnier in my head

for the free_69min prompt

mishasminions:

ink-n-severedties:

toteardown:

cratenculture:

One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

Always reblog.

Wow

THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN

kerryblaze:

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

lol oh yeah. And percussion person is like, fuck this shit is easy… oh wait, shit I missed my mark. Should I be banging now? Just bang with the beat and it’s all good.

smaug-official:

naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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thebiochemedian:

The most heartbreaking line in all of science-fiction-musical fandom. 

iguanamouth:

another set of commissioned dragon hoards ! the cat hoarder and the kitten hoarder are best friends and sometimes let their charges meet for playdates 

(part one) (part two)

mermaidonamission:

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

Or when you walk into the hardware store and you can’t take ten steps without a male employee stopping you to try and help you like damn son my vagina doesn’t impair I can still buy my fucking screws without 7 men guiding me

mermaidonamission:

nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

Or when you walk into the hardware store and you can’t take ten steps without a male employee stopping you to try and help you like damn son my vagina doesn’t impair I can still buy my fucking screws without 7 men guiding me